into the wild friends, into the wild.

I'm a professor at a conservative Christian college trying not to get fired.

that-first-glance-feeling:

The chosen reason behind my insomnia ❤️ Home, by Clementine Von Radics

When he offers you his lips, go for the throat. 

that-first-glance-feeling:

The chosen reason behind my insomnia ❤️ Home, by Clementine Von Radics

When he offers you his lips, go for the throat. 

“I’m not ready for someone to like me too much.”

How my love language fucked me up

Quality Time: turns out he was just bored and horny. 

Physical Touch: turns out he was just bored and horny. 

Words of Affirmation: turns out he was just bored and horny. 

Acts of Service: turns out he was just bored and horny. 

Receiving gifts: turns out he was just bored, horny, and rich. 

theawkwardlifeofapsycho:

Why is this not taught universally.

(Source: sfgifs, via sundayloser)

(Source: seidur, via sundayloser)

gublernation:

halloween please

princesswhatevr:

bootyscientist:

dudes will call you a ho if you go to church or if you’ve never seen the inside of a cathedral

dudes will call you a ho for fucking one person, one hundred people, or for not having sex with them at all

my point is that if you’re gonna be called a ho regardless, at least do yourself a favor and be the ho that YOU wanna be

Inspirational.

(via vainlight)

ilovecharts:

The Tom Waits Drinking Game