into the wild friends, into the wild.

I'm a professor at a conservative Christian college trying not to get fired.

This is how we have learned to fuck. 

One of my favorite things about UWF was the faculty putting out a free book boxes. Hoping to start a trend at Florida Southern.

“Long-range plans, even short-range plans, have, for me at least, no value.”

—   The floating opera, John Barth
Washing my boy problems away with glitter.
The moment you become attached to the gift you’re supposed to give your best friend for their birthday.

“You either like me or you don’t. It took me twenty-something years to learn how to love myself, I don’t have that kinda time to convince somebody else.”

—   

Daniel Franzese (via hardcore)


(Source: durianquotes, via fhauly)

“The sad thing is, I actually thought you were different.”

—   Unknown (via c-oquetry)

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fhaul:

repeat after me: i am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

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My friend recently graduated…his name is Jonathan.
birthday gift to Brittany. 
spotted nervously chatting with this cutie at the St. Pete Indie Market 
My romantic life